i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
DEAR TUMBLR STAFF
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
A WORKING VIDEO PLAYER
TEXT POSTS NOT CONVERTED TO LINKS WITHOUT CONSENT
IF LUCIFER NEEDS CONSENT TO ENTER SAMS BODY THEN YOU NEED CONSENT TO CHANGE IT TO LINKS
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
"We’re not saying you can change them,
'cause people don't really change.”
…and then there’s Phillip.
freaking PhillipNever grow up.
this is how Garrett fights in close combat
DAVID ASKS “HOW OLD ARE YOU”
SHE GAVE HIM THE DEVILS EYE AND GOES “ELEVEN”
AS IN SHES GONNA SHOW EVERYONE WHAT HER ELEVEN YEAR OLD SELF CAN FUCKIN DO
she could school a room full of drag queens tbh
THIS ELEVEN YEAR OLD IS EVERYTHING I WANNA BE
SHE IS SO FUCKING PRECIOUS AND FIERCE I CAN’T
OH, an alternate way to make friend on tumblr is ‘silently like each other’s personal posts and thereby develop a quiet, very specific camaraderie that consists entirely of the feeling transmitted through notifications’
Imagine Benedict winning an oscar and tearing up in his acceptance speech
And somewhere that speech would be the phrase “embarrassment of riches”
Or “I did the motion capture.”
I will never understand cats